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Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord
Legendary Creature — Squirrel · 2G
Color identity: Green
Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord is green: its deck can only run cards of that color plus colorless ones.
Rules text:
Whenever another creature dies, create a Food token. This ability triggers only once each turn. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
For every seven Foods you control, Squirrels you control get +3/+3.
Average lands in decks for Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord: 36
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The highest-synergy cards in decks for Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord, with their inclusion rate.
| Card | Inclusion | Synergy |
|---|---|---|
| Chitterspitter | 92% | +90% |
| Thornvault Forager | 89% | +87% |
| Honored Dreyleader | 90% | +87% |
| Night of the Sweets' Revenge | 88% | +86% |
| Scurry of Squirrels | 87% | +85% |
| Tippy-Toe, Terrific Partner | 89% | +83% |
| Peregrin Took | 84% | +81% |
| The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl | 81% | +80% |
| Squirrel Sovereign | 82% | +79% |
| Witch's Oven | 80% | +79% |
| Squirrel Mob | 78% | +76% |
| The Shire | 79% | +75% |
| Gilded Goose | 76% | +73% |
| Chatterstorm | 75% | +72% |
| Gingerbread Cabin | 76% | +72% |
| Ninja Pizza | 74% | +72% |
| Bag End Banquet | 73% | +71% |
| Squirrel Nest | 73% | +71% |
| Swarmyard | 71% | +69% |
| Academy Manufactor | 70% | +68% |
| Second Harvest | 74% | +67% |
| Many Partings | 69% | +66% |
| Toski, Bearer of Secrets | 83% | +66% |
| Nuka-Cola Vending Machine | 67% | +66% |
💰 The best cards for your Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord deck, by budget
Three tiers based on the maximum price PER CARD you are willing to pay. Paste your list and hit Optimize: you pick that cap and the AI only suggests swaps that fit under it.
Tier 1 · Budget up to €2/card
The most value for almost nothing. Coming from a precon? Start here.
- Chitterspitter
- Thornvault Forager
- Honored Dreyleader
- Night of the Sweets' Revenge
- Scurry of Squirrels
- Peregrin Took
Tier 2 · Balanced up to €10/card
The real step up: pieces that are no longer cheap but still sensible.
- Tippy-Toe, Terrific Partner
- The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
- Ninja Pizza
- Bag End Banquet
- Swarmyard
- Academy Manufactor
Tier 3 · No cap no cap
The cards your price cap was hiding from you.
- Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
- The Cabbage Merchant
- Stardew Valley
- Parallel Lives
- Doubling Season
- Three Tree City
Reference prices (cheapest English printing). They change daily.
♾️ Known combos with Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord
- Springheart Nantuko + Tireless Provisioner → Infinite landfall triggers, Infinite tapped land tokens
- Springheart Nantuko + Tireless Provisioner → Infinite landfall triggers, Infinite tapped land tokens
- Peregrin Took + Nuka-Cola Vending Machine → Infinite card draw, Infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite tapped Treasure tokens
- Scurry Oak + Ivy Lane Denizen → Infinite +1/+1 counters on a creature, Infinite creature tokens, Infinite creature ETB
- Nuka-Cola Vending Machine + Academy Manufactor + Krark-Clan Ironworks → Infinite artifact ETB, Infinite artifact tokens, Infinite colorless mana, Infinite tapped Treasure tokens, Infinite tapped Food tokens, Infinite tapped Clue tokens, Infinite card draw, Infinite draw triggers
- Springheart Nantuko + Parallel Lives → Infinite creature ETB, Infinite creature tokens, Infinite landfall triggers, Infinite tapped land tokens
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Frequently asked questions
What is Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord's color identity?
Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord is green: its deck can only run cards of that color plus colorless ones. Color identity comes from every mana symbol on the card, including those in the rules text, not just the casting cost.
How many lands should a Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord deck run?
Real Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord decks run 36 lands on average. That is a starting point, not a rule: a lower curve can shave one or two, big-mana builds want more. The EDH Optimizer simulator tells you, over 10,000 games, how often you get mana screwed or flooded with your exact count.
What are the best cards for Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord?
The three highest-synergy cards are Chitterspitter, Thornvault Forager, Honored Dreyleader. This page lists the top 24 with their real inclusion rate in Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord decks.
What combos does Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord have?
Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord has 6 known combos. The most popular one is Springheart Nantuko + Tireless Provisioner. Note that two-card combos raise your deck's bracket, so it is worth knowing which ones you are running before you sit down.
How much does a Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord deck cost?
You can start cheap: Chitterspitter, Thornvault Forager, Honored Dreyleader are under €2 each. The "Level up" section on this page splits the best cards into three price caps PER CARD (up to €2, up to €10 and no cap), and the optimizer only suggests swaps that fit the cap you pick.